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  • SF Pride and www.Faetopia.com


    Just in time for San Francisco Pride, it’s www.Faetopia.com, with dozens of great events!



    From June 21st to June 28th, Faetopia creates new realities in the long-vacant Tower Records space, near Cafe Flore at Market St & Noe St. This weeklong fey-stravaganza creates real community for Pride, bringing together many different queer communities for a celebration and exhibition of radical queer art, ecology, history, sex, and more. You can find out more about the vision behind Faetopia here.

    And here is the full schedule of activities:  http://faetopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/FAETOPIA-FULL-SCHEDULE.pdf

  • Sonoma County Pride This Weekend 6/1-2/13 in Guerneville on the Russian River

    Sonoma County Pride 2012

    THIS WEEKEND IS PRIDE in Sonoma County celebrated in quaint little Guerneville on the beautiful Russian River.

    Saturday, June 2, 2013 is a talent show at the Vet’s Building in Guerneville from 7-10pm; $10 advance tickets from the Guerneville 5 & 10.

    Sunday, June 3, 2013 is the big day, with a parade at 11am down Main Street, and a festival from Noon-6pm at the Guerneville Lodge at 15905 River Road just east of town.

    For all the details, including the entertainment line-up, visit: http://www.SonomaCountyPride.org

    Purchase Talent Idol Tickets Here

    Sonoma County Pride Celebration

    Pride 2012 - Photo by Dave Hall

    Guerneville Lodge


  • Cock-Rings are “Engooorging” San Francisco Nudity Debate

    Never wear a wiener-ring,
    Or cops may get excited.
    You may think it’s no big thing,
    Until you get indicted.

    Nudity’s not viewed as rude,
    If your dong is fully noood,
    But when you bring a wiener-ring,
    you may be misconstrued…or screwed!

    — Ann O’Nymous 2012

    You’ve seen the Naked Guys at Castro & Market in recent months, right? There’s a link to an article about this at the bottom of this post. But this article isn’t just about nudity, it’s about cock-rings. We’ll get back to that in a second.

    Certainly any member of the Boyz in the Woodz Club has got to LOVE that there is no law against nudity in SF, and that the SFPD and the SFDA and SF city residents are tolerant and don’t hassle a guy (or a gal) for walkin’ around in the buff. After all, it certainly eliminates the danger in changing from jeans to jockstrap in an alley, or parading around in buttless chaps, or protesting, demonstrating, or partying in SF in the nude, such as at our periodic SF LGBTIQ street fairs and festivals, and the straighter Bay to Breakers, Critical Mass, and war and Occupy protests.

    1st VS 2nd Amendment

    But I’ve always said that if you push an issue too far, you’re liable to lose a good thing. Just as it’s a bad thing having a select and irresponsible few of my fellow passionate Second Amendment advocates walking around in groups wearing their guns in public places for no other reason than just to PROVE that it IS legal, a select few of my fellow exhibitionists are hangin’ around in SF naked just to PROVE that it’s not ILlegal.

    By the way, I should state for the record that while I have been naked on SF streets from time to time (as shown below), I have NOT chosen to “hang out” naked all afternoon in front of passing crowds just to make a point, nor am I a “flasher”, nor would I ever parade around with an erection. Of course, if I were younger… This may also be partially because the point of THAT display would be that nudity for men over 50 is not as much fun for all as for people who still look good naked, but I digress.

    In both cases I think the activities of these idiots are gonna force the public and the politicians to try to ruin a good thing. Of course, it would be tough to amend the Second Amendment, but it would be a hell of a lot easier for the SF Supervisors to create an ordinance that makes simple nudity illegal in public.

    After all, something that patently IS LEGAL and has been nation-wide for 200+ years is very different from something that has only been noticeably NOT ILLEGAL only in one city and for just a few years. Furthermore, gun ownership is demanded as a Constitutional Right by at least tens of millions of Americans who would die to protect it, while public nudity is only merely tolerated by a few hundred thousand people at best in San Francisco who may well be getting very tired of seeing it on street corners in view of children and tourists.

    It’s a shame that literally a handful of NUTS (pun intended) are about to ruin a very unique freedom for us in The City By (and for) The Gays.

    Anyway, I think the whole issue is pretty much a no-brainer, so I haven’t commented on it up til now, but there is an interesting take on the issue I saw in a recent article, and I felt that you Boyz (including those on our roster who are actually among the NUTS) would be interested in reading about the issue of COCK-RINGS.

    As for me, I would have no problem arguing with a cop in the street, or with a lawyer in a courtroom, that a cock-ring is NOT just a stimulus device, but is actually, more frequently, and more importantly, a form of JEWELRY, self-adornment, and self-expression (such as tattoos and piercings), and should not, therefore, be legislated against in the absence of an erection. Of course, in the PRESENCE of an erection I would say it certainly SHOULD be considered an obvious stimulus tool, and, therefore, should make THAT specific display of nudity NOT tolerable under SF’s current lack of a law against “simple” nudity. It should also be clear to all in such a situation that the ERECTION, and NOT the cock-ring itself OR the nudity, should be considered illegal.

    Here is the article, for your perusal:



    Accroding to a copywritten article from the SF Chronicle published on SFGate.com on 8/29/12 by Heather Knight (http://blog.sfgate.com/cityinsider/2012/08/29/the-eagle-tavern-to-soar-once-more), the San Francisco EAGLE TAVERN will RE-OPEN soon!

    Alex Montiel and Mike Leon, a couple of gay guys (as opposed to straight investors that had expressed interest earlier, to our community’s joint dismay and dread) will have the place open just as it was, complete with fire-pit patio, cruisy back-bar, AOR DJ, and Sunday Beer Busts for charity!

    Get it straight (no pun intended) from the horse’s mouth at http://www.SF-Eagle.com:

    << It is our pleasure to announce that the Eagle will fly again!

    Your new hosts, Mike and Alex, will reopen the bar as the SF Eagle.

    It will take a couple of months to do the much-needed repairs and upgrades that the property requires, but some upcoming events are already in the works prior to the opening of the bar. Please check this website periodically for new announcements coming soon.

    The bar and patio located at 398 12th Street has long been a special place, not only to the LGBT community, but to the entire community for decades, not to mention the live music community as well. We just couldn’t let such a historic place like this disappear!

    We will continue to host fundraisers for all the organizations from the past, as well as welcoming new ones to make the SF Eagle the pride of our community once again.

    We look forward to seeing all of you very soon!>>


  • World’s Largest Penis vs TSA


    SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

    New York native Jonah Falcon, 41 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon), said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

    “TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.

    “They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my dick,” he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.

    Falcon said there was no immediate response to his answer from the TSA personnel. “I think they were more embarrased than I was,” he said in the CBS SF interview.

    According to Wikipedia, Falcon’s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect – making it one of the largest ever recorded.

    On his Facebook page he lists his favorite quote as, “Yes, it really is that big. See, you can fit more than three hands on it.”

    Falcon said he said he was subjected to both a metal detector and a body scanner before being selected for additional screening. He said he was eventually released and allowed to catch his flight.

    “Two hour delay…Fun trip home (sarcasm mode),” he tweeted at the time.

    Falcon has worked as a gaming journalist and actor. He lists several television and film credits, and was featured in a 1999 HBO documentary profiling men with large penises.

    (Copyright 2012 by CBS San Francisco. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.)


    TSA Mistakes ‘World’s Largest Penis’ for Pistol, Happy to See it Isn’t One

    By Neetzan Zimmerman

    World-renowned large-penis-haver Jonah Falcon was reportedly stopped by a TSA agent at San Francisco International Airport and asked about the “very noticeable” bulge in his pants.

    “I said, ‘It’s my dick,'” Falcon told the Huffington Post. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

    Falcon, who claims to have the world’s largest recorded penis, says he wasn’t erect at the time, but his 9-inch floppy was apparently suspicious enough to warrant a thorough reach-around. Er, pat-down.

    “I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” said Falcon, who did not miss his flight on account of his threatening member. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”


    The OG Thomas Jane, who also happens to be an actor, is not formally recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records for his alleged handful as the official keeper of accomplishments “does not record such feats.”

    [H/T: Raw Story via Joe My God, screengrab via The Daily Show]


    Man with World’s largest “knob” caused serious confusion at the airport


    A 41 year old man known as Jonah Falcon who is said to have the world’s largest penis was stopped as he went through security at the San Francisco International Airport. The security guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants, immediately stop him for a thorough search.

    Johan was quoted as saying: “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ‘Yes’. I said, ‘It’s my d***’.”

    Instantly the well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a “very noticeable” bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential “biological threat”, the report said.

    The former computer games reviewer has featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 23cm limp and 34cm when aroused.

    Source: http://www.wavuti.com/4/post/2012/7/man-with-worlds-largest-knob-caused-serious-confusion-at-the-airport.html#ixzz24scDPUdH

  • Where The Boyz Are…Sunday!

    This Sunday, July 29, 2012 is the Dore “Up Your Alley” Fair

    And it’s LEATHER WEEK in San Francisco!

    Events for the week of July 22, 2012
    (courtesy of http://www.FolsomStreetFair.com/Leather-Week):

    Wednesday – July 25, 2012
    ‘Leathersex and Spirit’ with Master Skip Chasey
    July 25, 2012 from 07:30 PM to 09:30 PM
    Mr. S. Playspace, 385A Eighth St., SF [Show Map]
    Personal authenticity can only result from the integration of all aspects of our selves, including our sexuality, our fetishes and BDSM practices, and our spirituality into one seamless and genuine whole. In this interactive workshop you will be a presenter as Master Skip facilitates a group discussion of how we as leatherfolk merge sex and spirit, why we do so, and the impact such integration makes on our lives, even collectively.
    SKIP CHASEY, a/k/a Master Skip, is an out and proud leatherman who heads a family of spiritually grounded leatherfolk in the City of Angels. Master Skip addressed a crowd of nearly one million people at the Millennium March on Washington, and since then he has given ten keynote addresses and presented over 200 programs on the spiritual dynamics of SM and D/s relationships throughout the US and Canada

    OH! Dirty Alley
    July 25, 2012 from 05:00 PM to 02:00 AM
    Powerhouse 1347 Folsom Street San Francisco
    OH! Dirty Young Gentlemen and the Men Mr-S-Leather join forces to bring you a Dirty night of Demos, Dancers, Drinks and downright educational kink and debauchery!!!

    Joint Leather Buddies & Underwear Buddies
    July 25, 2012 at 08:00 PM
    933 Harrison
    Joint Leather Buddies & Underwear Buddies parties: Fourth Wednesdays, July 25 is next Enter with either dress code…
    Leather Buddies http://www.blowbuddies.com/lb.html Attention Gear Heads, join us on Fourth Wednesdays for Leather Buddies, a private membership club. The dress code is leather, rubber/neoprene, full sports gear, full construction gear, skinhead kit, uniforms or buck naked except for boots. No street clothes or colognes/fragrances please. Equipment includes a bondage table, St. Andrew’s cross, slings, boot shine stand, glory holes, etc.

    Underwear Buddies http://www.blowbuddies.com/ub.html If you like hot guys in underwear, stop by. Underwear Buddies is a private membership club for hot guys into play while wearing little or nothing. Clothes check is mandatory and free. We encourage you to wear as little as possible: a jockstrap. briefs, chaps with no pants…or wear nothing at all, buddy. At these underwear parties, shirts of any kind, long shorts or pants do not fit the bill and cannot be worn in the play areas. For safety reasons you must wear shoes. Absolutely no cologne or fragrance of any kind.

    door: 8pm-midnight, play ’til late (415) 777-HEAD Cost: $15 entry (BUDDIES membership required, $10 for 6 months)

    Thursday – July 26, 2012
    BLUF Annual Dore Alley Fair Welcome Dinner
    July 26, 2012 from 06:30 PM to 09:30 PM
    Don Ramons Mexican Restaurant, 225 11th St., SF [Show Map]
    The SF chapter of BLUF, the Breeches and Leather Uniform Fan Club, once again is sponsoring an annual pre-Up You Alley dinner at Don Ramon’s.

    The dinner is open members and non-members alike. Full leather kit / uniform dress code.

    $20 prix-fixe dinner, payable at door. Cash bar only.

    RSVP required, Via Facebook, find and befriend Bluf Man, and we’ll send the event invitation. Or just send an email to BLUFsf@yahoo.com

    For more information about BLUF, visit www.bluf.com

    July 26, 2012 from 05:00 PM to 02:00 AM
    Powerhouse 1347 Folsom Street San Francisco
    You’ve Licked It and, OH!, have you gotten Nasty at the Powerhouse! You BEATPIG it out on a monthly basis! In honor of Dore Alley Weekend, Luna wants you to get your GEAR on! The Underwear Party will meet head-on with Leather, Latex, Sports & KINKwear! *$1 Well Drinks from 8-10pm *GEAR and UNDERWEAR Drink Specials! *GEAR CONTEST with $100 Prize *Free Coat Check from SOMA Guardians 9×6 Lube will do giveaways and we’ll have passes from Steamworks! Just wear your favorite GEAR and come on down to party with the delightfully decadent and debauched crowd you love at Powerhouse Bar! Bootblacking and Hot Boot Demos!

    STEAM Goes Up Your Alley
    July 26, 2012 from 10:00 PM to 02:00 AM
    Powerhouse 1347 Folsom Street San Francisco
    It’s Up Your Alley weekend! One of the High Holidays of South of Market, so what better place to kick it off than at the Hollowed Halls of Powerhouse? Chelsea Starr’s musical stylings literally run the gamut, so your underdressed bodies are bound to get a work out! We’ll also be featuring: *$100 wet towel contest *Buck-a-minute massages *Glistening gogo dancers *The Powershower ™ *Ultimat vodka and Patrón tequila drink specials and samplings *Steamworks swag So come clean up before you get filthy at the Fair!

    Friday – July 27, 2012
    Edge-ing w/Michael Brandon
    July 27, 2012 at 09:00 PM
    The Edge, 4149 18th St., SF [Show Map]
    Edge-ing w/Michael Brandon.
    Celebrate the leather life style in the Castro with hot go go studz, shot specials all night long, free clothes check!

    Michael Brandon’s world famous kick ass jello shots!!

    Cruise & Edge toward Up Your Alley with us!!

    Bearracuda SF – Dore Friday Underwear Night!
    July 27, 2012 from 09:00 PM to 03:00 AM
    BEATBOX, 314 11th Street, San Francisco
    $7 before 10pm, $10 after
    DJs Steve Sherwood and Brian Maier

    Rubber Men of San Francisco Meet and Squeak
    July 27, 2012 from 07:00 PM to 09:00 PM
    Bulldog Tattoo, 2275 Market Street – Suite 6, SF [Show Map]
    RMSF is celebrating it’s reboot anniversary with a rubber filled Dore Alley Weekend starting with a rubber meet and greet on Friday at Bulldog Tattoo. Drop by to say hi to RMSF Members and other visiting rubberists from around the globe and find out where all the rubber action is happening.

    Mark I Chester Open Studio
    July 27, 2012 at 07:00 PM
    1229 Folsom St., between 8th/9th Sts
    Mark I Chester is opening his studio to the community for Dore Alley Weekend, Friday July 27th thru Sunday July 29th at his studio at 1229 Folsom St. in San Francisco. Mark will have an exhibition of radical sex portraits on display in his studio.
    The opening is Friday 7/28 from 7-11pm. The studio will also be open on Sat. 7/28 from 1-5pm and Sun 7/29 from 11am-6pm. Mark will be open during the Dore Alley Fair and his studio is just 1/2 block from the fair site at 9th and Folsom.

    Mark will also be offering a digital pix special and will take photographs of anyone who comes to see the show. The first photo is free and each additional is $10. Get a 2nd free photo by either liking Mark I Chester studio or posting about the event.

    The show will be open by appointment thru August. For more information call 415-621-6294 or go to http://markichester.com/

    July 27, 2012 from 10:00 PM to 02:00 AM
    It’s Up Your Alley weekend! One of the High Holidays of South of Market, so what better place to kick it off than at the Hollowed Halls of Powerhouse?
    Chelsea Starr’s musical stylings literally run the gamut, so your underdressed bodies are bound to get a work out!

    We’ll also be featuring: *$100 wet towel contest *Buck-a-minute massages *Glistening gogo dancers *The Powershower ™ *Ultimat vodka and Patrón tequila drink specials and samplings *Steamworks swag

    So come clean up before you get filthy at the Fair!

    Gear Buddies w/ Men of Gear Up Weekend
    July 27, 2012 at 09:00 PM
    933 Harrison
    On Friday, June 27, the men of Gear Up Weekend join Buddies in presenting a joint Gear Buddies and Blow Buddies Party. Mark you calendar, gear up and come on by! Gear event starts at 9pm. Doors are open until 4am and the play goes on until 6am.

    UP YOURS by Hell Hole
    July 27, 2012 from 08:00 PM to 02:00 AM
    Above Mr S Leather, 385A 8th Street, SF [Show Map]
    This event repeats on 9/21.
    The only “public” men’s fisting event of the weekend.
    A SAFER-SEX, DRUG-FREE EVENT. If you arrive obviously under the influence you won’t get in.

    $25 Admission Door open from 8 – midnight. Party ends at 2 a.m.

    15 slings. Dungeon Bed. Benches. Pup Cage.

    FREE: Clothes Check (donations encouraged and benefit charity) / Light Snacks and Bottled Water / Nitrile Gloves / Condoms / Paper Towels / Cleaning Supplies / Floor Coverings

    Shower with hose (bring your own nozzle) for touch ups. Please arrive clean and ready to play.

    VISIT http://www.hellholesf.com for event info. BUY ADVANCE TICKETS: http://shop.handballheaven.com OR purchase tickets at the door. All advance sales are will call only to be claimed at the door.

    Saturday – July 28, 2012
    Bay of Pigs
    July 28, 2012 from 10:00 PM to 04:00 AM
    525 Harrison Street, San Francisco, CA
    Folsom Street Events® continues the evolution of this incredibly sexy leather/fetish event: Bay of Pigs™ on Saturday July 28th from 10:00pm to 4:00am.
    Bay of Pigs™ is the Official Saturday Night Dance Event of the Up Your Alley® weekend.

    Up Your Alley® is one of the most electrifying leather and fetish weekends of the year. And, Bay of Pigs™ has become a primary focus of the weekend with its inventive brand of cheap and tawdry kicks, hard-core action, and dirty thrills.

    Come early to enjoy some of the sexiest DJ sets around and a few stiff drinks, and then, stay late for the filth. This is an essential event of the weekend, if not the year!

    DJs Russ Rich and Phil B. spin all night long!

    Rubber Men of San Francisco Back Dore Alley
    July 28, 2012 from 05:00 PM to 09:00 PM
    Powerhouse, 1347 Folsom St., SF [Show Map]
    It’s time again for the RMSF Annual Rubber Party at Powerhouse
    We gave it a jump start last year and this time we are ramping it up!

    The Alley Challenge: Back with more audience participation challenges and prizes from our sponsors so get there early and sign up to be part of the games. More Dumpster Diving: If you have been wanting to try rubber for the first time stop by and slip into some of the gear provided by Mr S for you to get a feel for while you are at the party Stray Pups: What’s an alley without strays, these eager, tail waggin’, crotch sniffin’ pups will be roaming about for your pleasure and looking for a home

    Black Saturday…Dore Alley Special Edition
    July 28, 2012 from 05:00 PM to 02:00 AM
    Powerhouse 1347 Folsom Street San Francisco
    GEAR IT UP-The night before Dore! If you haven’t heard of Dore ST FAIR it is Folsom Street’s Slutty Sister. Come hang out with some of this Years IML Competitors, and some of the HOTTEST men from around the world. Get your drink on before you get your play on….DJ Peter David from LA pumps you up on Dore Alley Eve!

    The San Francisco Men’s Spanking Party
    July 28, 2012 from 01:00 PM to 06:00 PM
    The Power Exchange, 220 Jones St., SF [Show Map]
    This event repeats on 8/12, 9/9, 9/22, 10/14 and twice more after that.
    This is a Male only event (Gay, Bi or Straight). You must be 18 years of age or older with a valid photo ID. Entrance fee is $20. Half price discount with Student or Military ID. This is not a Leather S&M Group, but more for guys into the Traditional Old Fashion Spanking over Daddy’s Knee or Fraternity Style Initiation Pledge Paddling.
    We offer a safe environment for beginners looking to explore their spanking or paddling fantasies or just a good place to meet and talk to other guys into the spanking and paddling fetish.

    For addition information
    Call: (415) 864-2766
    Email: SanFranParty@yahoo.com
    Web: http://www.voy.com/201188/

    15 Association Men’s BDSM Dungeon Play Party
    July 28, 2012 from 08:00 PM to 01:00 AM
    SF Citadel (New Location), 181 Eddy Street, SF [Show Map]
    This event repeats on 8/25, 9/21, 10/27 and 11/24.
    Men’s BDSM play event hosted by The 15 Association of San Francisco. 33 years of the best bdsm play parties in America. Safe BDSM for men, monitored by trained dungeon monitors, at the 8,000 sq ft New Citadel BDSM Community Center and Dungeon.
    Lots of skilled tops and bottoms present, great energy, great event, always great bdsm equipment. $25.

    By invitation only. For an event invitation go to: www.15sf.org OR contact MaestroRobertoSF@gmail.com

    Please bring legal ID and be prepared to sign a release/consent form. Be dressed in leather, fetishwear, or naked. Snacks and soft drinks, included.