World’s Largest Penis vs TSA

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/07/17/man-claims-worlds-largest-penis-got-him-frisked-at-sfo/

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

New York native Jonah Falcon, 41 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon), said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.

“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my dick,” he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.

Falcon said there was no immediate response to his answer from the TSA personnel. “I think they were more embarrased than I was,” he said in the CBS SF interview.

According to Wikipedia, Falcon’s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect – making it one of the largest ever recorded.

On his Facebook page he lists his favorite quote as, “Yes, it really is that big. See, you can fit more than three hands on it.”

Falcon said he said he was subjected to both a metal detector and a body scanner before being selected for additional screening. He said he was eventually released and allowed to catch his flight.

“Two hour delay…Fun trip home (sarcasm mode),” he tweeted at the time.

Falcon has worked as a gaming journalist and actor. He lists several television and film credits, and was featured in a 1999 HBO documentary profiling men with large penises.

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http://gawker.com/jonah-falcon/

TSA Mistakes ‘World’s Largest Penis’ for Pistol, Happy to See it Isn’t One

By Neetzan Zimmerman

World-renowned large-penis-haver Jonah Falcon was reportedly stopped by a TSA agent at San Francisco International Airport and asked about the “very noticeable” bulge in his pants.

“I said, ‘It’s my dick,'” Falcon told the Huffington Post. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Falcon, who claims to have the world’s largest recorded penis, says he wasn’t erect at the time, but his 9-inch floppy was apparently suspicious enough to warrant a thorough reach-around. Er, pat-down.

“I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” said Falcon, who did not miss his flight on account of his threatening member. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Meow.

The OG Thomas Jane, who also happens to be an actor, is not formally recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records for his alleged handful as the official keeper of accomplishments “does not record such feats.”

[H/T: Raw Story via Joe My God, screengrab via The Daily Show]

http://www.wavuti.com/4/post/2012/7/man-with-worlds-largest-knob-caused-serious-confusion-at-the-airport.html#axzz24sc5diVa

Man with World’s largest “knob” caused serious confusion at the airport

22/07/2012

A 41 year old man known as Jonah Falcon who is said to have the world’s largest penis was stopped as he went through security at the San Francisco International Airport. The security guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants, immediately stop him for a thorough search.

Johan was quoted as saying: “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ‘Yes’. I said, ‘It’s my d***’.”

Instantly the well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a “very noticeable” bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential “biological threat”, the report said.

The former computer games reviewer has featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 23cm limp and 34cm when aroused.

Source: http://www.wavuti.com/4/post/2012/7/man-with-worlds-largest-knob-caused-serious-confusion-at-the-airport.html#ixzz24scDPUdH


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